we're blogging at a bar
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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