You really coming over, don't trick.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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