i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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