Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
