mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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