he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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