i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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