Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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