next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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