what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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