I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Michael Bay diarrhea
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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