Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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