Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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