I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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