I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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