Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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