He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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