My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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