Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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