ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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