I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
it glows. i had to have it.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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