I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i think i have two assholes
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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