It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
smell my finger.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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