Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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