I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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