Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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