Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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