i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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