I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
