Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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