My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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