Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm like, not good at living.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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