I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Damn victory sex feels great
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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