sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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