Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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