she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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