she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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