Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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