just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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