I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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