I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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