Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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