There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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