Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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