i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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