do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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