Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Randomize
