Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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