You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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