You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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