you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
And then my night got REAL pukey
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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