The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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