Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
