i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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