I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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