we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
