ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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