PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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