We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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